laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via realityliterature)

wtvrmom:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want someone who likes to cuddle and eat pizza and decimate entire populations of helpless civilians

(via ifonlyiwereworthit)

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic
but no this is just gardening facts

(via adolffhipster)

// When you eat something really delicious for the first time://

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: louishommo, via theres-a-fapp-for-that)

efronsbutt:

i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius

(via theres-a-fapp-for-that)

pwopersherlockedwhovian:

have you ever just been sitting there and then suddenly you get this random burst of creativity and you have all these brilliant ideas for drawings and graphics and stuff but you can’t do anything about it cause you’re a shit artist

(via theres-a-fapp-for-that)